A Caddy’s Vision
A man went to play a round of golf. he said he wanted to hire a caddy that had good eyesight to help him keep track of his ball. They told him the only caddy available was an 80-year-old man … but he had excellent vision. So the man and the caddy head off to the first tee where the man proceeds to slice his drive well to the right into the deep rough. He said to the caddy, “did you see where my ball landed?” “Sure did.” “So, where is it?” “I can’t remember.”
Gentleman and Frog
An older gentleman is walking in the country when he comes across a frog sitting near a pond. He picks it up, and the frog whispers, “if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful, young princess and make all your dreams come true.” He put the frog in his pocket and continued walking. A little while later, the frog pokes its head out of the pocket and says, “Didn’t you hear me? If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” The man looked at the frog and said, “Sorry, but at my age, l’d rather have a talking frog.”
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